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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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