three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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