- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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