you will like this because i am black.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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