- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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