"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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