How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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