Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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