Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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homosexual

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Anti Joke

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