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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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