- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

LeBron in the fourth quarter

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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