why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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