Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Potassium? K.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Anti Joke

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