- Anti Joke

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it