- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What is funnier than 24 69

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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