What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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