Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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