Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

u know whats a crime? rape

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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