- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's better than a stick? A stone

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.