- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my egg roll

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Click here to end the world.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Potassium? K.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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