What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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