Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Mitt Romney

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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