- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Small Penis.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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