- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

whats black? the colour

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

haha black people :D

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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