- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

James Patrick Campbell

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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