Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

My parents died!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

honest politician

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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