What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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