- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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