Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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