what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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