- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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