A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

u know whats a crime? rape

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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