- Anti Joke

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

quantum physics?

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.