What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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anus

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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