Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Racial equality.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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