What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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