Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

pull my finger (farts)

What's stupid a light bulb.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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