- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What does two plus two equal? 4

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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