what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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