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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Men's rights

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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