What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

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