Knock knock Fuck off!

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Anti Joke

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