On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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FUCK YOU

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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