What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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hello

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Anti Joke

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