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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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