- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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