Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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