- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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