- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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