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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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