- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Women

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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