What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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