- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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