NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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alert('The Game')

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Anti Joke

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