- Anti Joke

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

I like school Said no one ever.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

I'm tired.

A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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