why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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