- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

autistic kids rock

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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