- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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