- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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