why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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My Butthole.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Anti Joke

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