- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What's half of 8? o

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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