Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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