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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

You know whats annoying? Steve

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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