One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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