Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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