- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Do the roar!

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Men's rights

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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