- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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One time i was sitting down

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Anti Joke

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