why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What is a dog? Bark

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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