- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

You.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's in there? Get outta there...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

A man sat down Then he stood up

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

A baby seal walks in to a club

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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