How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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