- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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