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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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