what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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