- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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