Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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